Part A
E|-----------3--------------------3--1--0--1-1h3--------------|
B|-----------------1------------------------------0-----------|
G|--------0--------------0------------------------------------|
D|-----2--------2-----2--------2------------------------------|
A|--3-----------------------3---------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------|

Part B
E|-----------0------------------------------------------------|
B|--------1--------1-------------1-----0-----0h1--------------|
G|-----2-----------------0h2--------2-----0-------0-----------|
D|--3-----------3-----3---------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------0--------3----------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------|

Part C
E|-----------0------------------------------------------------|
B|--------1--------1-------------1-----0--1--1h3--1-----------|
G|-----2-----------------0h2--------2--0--0-------------------|
D|--3-----------3-----3---------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------0-------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------3----------------------|

Part D
E|-----------1--------1s5------3------------|
B|--------1-----1-----1s5-5s3--3--3---------|
G|-----2-----------2--2--------0------------|
D|--3---------------------------------------|
A|--------------------0-0-------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|

Part E
E|--------1-----------1-----------3-----------0----------------|
B|--------1-----------3-----------0-----------0-----------1----|
G|-----2-----2-----2-----2-----0-----0-----1-----1-----2-----2-|
D|--3-----------0-----------0-----------2-----------2----------|
A|--------------------------2-----------2-----------0----------|
E|--------------------------3-----------0----------------------|

Part E cont.
E|--0-----------------0---------------------|
B|-----3--1--------1--------1---------------|
G|--------------2-----------------0---------|
D|-----------3-----------3-----3------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|--3--------1------------------------------|

Part F
   C                    G     Am     G (Repeat these chords)

If I was the wife of an acrobat...

Bb       F      C     Am       Bb     F     G