DFA#
I don't want to go and party,
DFC
I don't want to shoot the pier,
DFA#
I don't want to take the doggie for a walk,
DFA#D#
I don't want to look at naked chicks and drink beer,
GA#AGA#A
I don't want to do a bong load, go and wrench on a car,
DFA#
I don't want to hose the dog shit down,
DFA#D#
'Cause I ain't even gonna get out of bed,
DF
I ain't gettin',
A#D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
DF
I ain't gettin',
A#D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
ADm
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
ADm
Skank the night away,
ADm
But the time is coming,
ADC#
For us all to pay, hey.
DFA#
I don't want to watch no porno,
DFC
I don't want to play guitar,
DFA#
I don't want to spank the monkey,
DFA#D#
I don't want to go down to the corner bar,
GA#A
And I ain't even got to listen
GA#A
To all the stupid shit you got to say.
DFA#
I don't want to do a goddamn thing.
DF
I don't want to,
A#D#
Want to leave my bed today
DF
I don't want
A#D#
I don't want to leave my bed today
DF
I don't want
A#D#
I don't want to leave my bed today
ADmADmADmADC#
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
ADm
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
ADm
Skank the night away,
ADm
But the time is coming,
ADC#
For us all to pay
DFA#DFCDFA#DFA#D#GA#A
I don't want to eat burritos,
GA#A
Or read about OJ
DFA#
No I don't want to get a head rush
DFA#D#
'Cause I ain't even gettin' out of bed today
DF
I ain't gettin',
A#D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
DF
I ain't gettin',
A#D#
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
ADmA
I ain't got to leave my bed today
DmADmADC#
No, no, no, no, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no - way!
ADm
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
ADm
Skank the night away,
ADm
But the time is coming,
ADC#
For us all to pay
DmA