Chord formation:
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A  577655   Bm  x24432   D  x57775   G  355433


Verse #1:
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   A                            D
        I gotta lose weight
   A                            D
        I swallow honey
   A                            D
        Is my stand up show
   A                            D
        Still that funny
   A                            D
        Am I back for good
   A                            D
        I said that I said that
   A                            D
        Said that I would be
   A                            D
        She's down waist low
   A                            D
        Trying to make me happy


Pre-chorus:
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                Bm D
        Because I like
        G        D   A
        Watching you


Chorus:
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        A
        It's time I tried
                  D
        Tried to check my
        G
        Check my eyelids
                   D
        Check for holes


Verse #2:
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        Two weeks late

        I, I, I

        I gotta test for babies

        Shop take is falling low

        I'm not going back

        Back to the factories


Pre-chorus:
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                Bm D
        Because I like
        G        D   A
        Watching you


Chorus:
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        A
        It's time I tried
                  D
        Tried to check my
        G
        Check my eyelids
                   D
        Check for holes