C    F    C    F


[Verse 1]
C          F              C     F
Polish the chrome on the 'Vette
C   F     A            F
Romeo and Julie-fuckin'-ette
C   F                  C  F   C
The star-crossed lovers
    F
You know you want to be them
        A                   F   A   B  A#  A  G
But you can't do that quite yet


[Verse 2]
C            F             C    F
Demolish the gnomes at the Met
C      F       A               F    C
Flyin' high on spearmint Nicorette
   F               C   F    C
My long last lover
    F
You know you wanna do it
        A                   F    A   B   A#  A  G
But you can't do that quite yet


[Verse 3]
A#                        F
If you want to correct my vocals
A                                    F
I'll shove it in your ballet box, no joke
B
The wine was served in Dixie cups
     A
It's not enough♭
     G
Of a luxury affair


[Verse 4]
C           F           C    F
Abolish the fan fiction set
C               F             A         F
I don't want to clean up that logorrhea mess
C        F                  C    F   C
It's thе last brand standin'
    F
You know you want to kill it
        A                     F
But you can't kill that quite yet

A               F
strum last chords one time each