E  Asus2 Dsus2 B7   A   C#m   B
e]--0----0----0----0----0----4----2--|
B]--0----0----3----0----2----5----4--|
G]--1----2----2----2----2----6----4--|
D]--2----2----0----1----2----6----4--|
A]--2----0---------2----0----4----2--|
E]--0----0---------0----0----4-------|


EE|--------------------------------------------------------------|

                     Additional Tabs:
        [Figure 1]
              E       Asus2   Dsus2   B7
          e]----0---|---0---|---0---|-----0----|
          B]----0---|---0---|---3---|-----0----|
          G]----1-1-|---2-2-|---2---|---2---2--|
          D]--------|-------|-0---0-|----------|
          A]--------|-0-----|-------|-2--------|
          E]--0-----|-------|-------|----------|

        [Figure 2]
              E         Asus2     Dsus2     B7
          e]------0---|-----0---|-----0---|-----0----|
          B]------0---|-----0---|-----3---|-----0----|
          G]----1---1-|---2---2-|---2---2-|---2---2--|
          D]----------|---------|-0-------|----------|
          A]----------|-0-------|---------|-2--------|
          E]--0-------|---------|---------|----------|

EE|--------------------------------------------------------------|


 INTRO:
    E         Asus2     Dsus2     B7
e]------0---|-----0---|-----0---|---0------|
B]------0---|-----0---|-----3---|---0------|
G]----1---1-|---2---2-|---2---2-|-----2----|
D]----------|---------|-0-------|-------1--| (x2)
A]----------|-0-------|---------|-2--------|
E]--0-------|---------|---------|----------|


 VERSE 1: PICKED [Figure 1]
 E        Asus2  Dsus2            B7
She gotta smile, yeah, She gotta smile
            E         Asus2  Dsus2      B7
And she's flashin' it right at me
 E        Asus2  Dsus2            B7
She gotta wink, a wink across the bar
        E            Asus2   Dsus2      B7
And I know that it's meant to be
 E       Asus2  Dsus2             B7
She gotta walk, ooh, she walkin' over
        E          Asus2  Dsus2         B7
And I think it could be my day
 E            Asus2   Dsus2                B7
She gotta ... friend. Eeeew, she's got a friend


 PD-C HORUS 1: STRUMMED
             E     Asus2  Dsus2
Why's she standin' in her way?!?
             B7
It's her big fat friend!
E    A          C#m    B
Oh God there's always one!
              E
(Big fat friend!)
     A        C#m    B
To spoil my fucking fun!


 CHORUS 1: STRUMMED
      E           A             C#m              B
Well baby, baby, baby, if it's boots you wanna knock
              E               A                  C#m             B
Leave your chubbly friend at home because she's gonna block the cock...
     E            A            C#m       B
Now I'm afraid of no man, With any I'll contend
    A            B7
But I cannot compete... with your Big Fat Friend


 INTERLUDE:
    E         Asus2     Dsus2     B7
e]------0---|-----0---|-----0---|---0------|
B]------0---|-----0---|-----3---|---0------|
G]----1---1-|---2---2-|---2---2-|-----2----|
D]----------|---------|-0-------|-------1--| (x2)
A]----------|-0-------|---------|-2--------|
E]--0-------|---------|---------|----------|


 VERSE 2: PICKED [Figure 2]
E           Asus2  Dsus2          B7
So Big Fat Friend.. Ah, we meet again
E             Asus2 Dsus2  B7
You won't leave her alone, no
E             Asus2 Dsus2           B7
You roll your eyes; make sarcastic comments
             E             Asus2   Dsus2        B7
While your suckin' on that chicken bone, yeah!


 VERSE 2 (Continued): STRUMMED
 E               Asus2
But that's okay
    Dsus2                        B7
You think you've won the battle
       E      Asus2  Dsus2     B7
But I tend to dissagree
 E               Asus2
See, I know you
    Dsus2               B7
And your Achilles Heel
          E      Asus2   Dsus2
And he's standing next to me
        B7               E
My Non-Discriminating Friend


 PD-C HORUS 2: STRUMMED
    A         C#m      B
So what that you're a cow?
                      E
(Non-Discriminating Friend!)
      A       C#m  B
I'll fuck you any how...


 CHORUS 2: STRUMMED
        E        A             C#m              B
I know he's no looker and he's had a couple o' rounds
           E             A              C#m               B
But with every shot of Jäger, hey, you loose a couple o' pounds...
     E           A              C#m          B
Now baby, baby, baby bring the evening to an end
      A                B7
Just you and me and my pal, and your Big Fat friend!


 OUTRO:
                            E
e]----4---|---3---|---2---|------0--|
B]--------|-------|-------|-----0---|
G]--4---4-|-3---3-|-2---2-|----1----|
D]--------|-------|-------|---2-----|
A]--------|-------|-------|--2------|
E]--------|-------|-------|-0-------|