G                    Bm
When grandfahter dies
C                D
Life will strange
G                    Bm
When grandfather dies
    C                    D
my whole world will change
G                      Bm
when granderfather dies
C                        D
I'll scream and I'll yell
C                  D 
cause I'll f**king rich 
G
as hell

Chorus
   Bm          C
So grandfather die 
G
don't keep me in suspense
    Bm          C
oh, grandfather cough 
G
up that inheritance
   Bm          C
oh grandfather don't
G
hold on another day
Bm           C        Am
I love you to death
            D
but I've got bills to pay

(Stroke Down Once) D

E|-2------|
B|---3----|
G|-----2--|
D|-------0|
A|--------|
E|--------|
G                    Bm
A stroke would be nice 
C                    D
disease would be cool
G                     Bm          
I'll scatter his ashes 
C                      D
In my new swimmin' pool
G                 Bm
I'll party with Hef
C                   D
I'll dine with the Queen
C              D
Now what say we unplug
     G
that machine.


  Bm           C
Now grandfather die
G             
before the Fiscal Year
   Bm           C
oh grandfather I
G 
Wish Kervorkian were here
   Bm           C
oh grandfather fly
G
just take your final vow
   Bm       C       Am
oh grandfather die
G
  the family hates you anyhow

(Stroke Down Slowly Once) D

E|-2------|
B|---3----|
G|-----2--|
D|-------0|
A|--------|
E|--------|


Bridge
   Am
For God's sake,
    Bm          C          D 
you must be as old as the sun
    Am       Bm        C        D
you're social security number is one
    Am      Bm         C
You're deaf, dumb, and blind
       D
and an amputee
    Am          Bm
you donate your blood
       C            D
every time that you pee
     Am            Bm
your arthritis acts up
     C        D
whenever it rains
    Am         Bm
your so old, your penis
     C            D
has vericose veins
    Am           Bm
oh why don't do die grandpa
   C           D 
why must you fight
 Am           Bm
you old motherf**ker
      C                D
just walk towards the goddamn light


Am Bm  C  D 
     G     Bm          C         D
oohh walk toward the light old man

(Stroke Down Once) D

E|-2------|
B|---3----|
G|-----2--|
D|-------0|
A|--------|
E|--------|

G                Bm
It's all over now
   C                D
My granddaddy's dead
G                Bm
a mysterious blow
      C                 D
to his wrinkled old head
G               Bm
Before I collect
  C             D 
A small oversight
    C                 D        G
But everything should work out alright
           C             D           G
I'll start working on my grandma tonight

Chords:
G  (320022)
Bm (x24432)
C  (x32010)
D  (xx0232)
Am (x02210)