Fm Bb Fm Bb


[Verse 1]
Fm
Ma'am, I need you to take a step back
                  Bb
You're facing the law, not the clerk at the Gap
           Ab               Bb
Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops
                    Fm
You better shape on up


[Verse 2]
Fm
You better empty out all of your pockets
          Bb
But don't empty out all of your pockets
           Ab               Bb
Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops
            Fm     
And we make sense


[Chorus]
             F
Show me your hands, show me
           Bb
those jazz hands
        F                       Bb7
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
             F7
Show me your hands, show me
           Bb
those jazz hands
     Ab       Bb
Or I might be inclined to shoot you
Fm
up


[Verse 3]
Fm                        Bb
You go forty in a thirty-five
           Fm
Check your mirror, you'll find hell
        Bb
has arrived
             Ab               Bb
'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops
                 Fm
We're up in your shit


[Verse 4]
Fm
Kathy lost her cat in a tree
Bb
Contact Fire, not the HFPD
             Ab               Bb
'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops
            Fm  
Her cat is dead


[Chorus]
             F
Show me your hands, show me
           Bb
those jazz hands
        F                       Bb7
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
             F7
Show me your hands, show me
           Bb7
those jazz hands
     Ab       Bb
Or I might be inclined to shoot you


[Bridge]
Fm
Step away from the vehicle, Step away from the vehicle
Ab
Get back in the vehicle Get back in the vehicle
Bb
Slowly get out of the vehicle Slowly get out of the vehicle
Db
Do the things I say... I'm a cop


Fm
Step away from the vehicle step away from the vehicle
Fm
(Get those hands up! Get those hands up!)

Ab
Get back in the vehicle Get back in the vehicle
Ab
(Put those hands down! Get those hands down!)

Bb
Slowly get out of the vehicle Slowly get out of the vehicle
Bb
(Put those hands up! Put those hands up!)

Db
Do the things I say...
Db
(Up, down...)

Db
I'm a cop!

Fm
9-1-1 emergency call
          Ab
Got a 4-1-1 at a shopping mall Better pack your heat and utility belt Any mall rats comin' in hot, they melt


Bb
Sarge, it's your wife on the 9-1-1
Bb
What that bitch want, Sarge?
Bb
She just wants a snug
Db
Grab your nine millimetre and donut bucket Want my badge number? Put it in your mouth and suck it!

  N.C.
(Spoken) Oh Sam, please stop! I'm your wife! Please just talk to me, baby.


[Key change]
Gb


[Chorus]
              Ab
Show me your hands, show me
           Db
those jazz hands
        Ab                      Db7
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
             Ab7
Show me your hands, show me
           Gb7
those jazz hands
      B       Db
Or I might be inclined to shoot you-

Ab
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