INTRO
E|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------2--------------------------------|
D|----2-----2-------0--4------------2-----2-------------------|
A|-0-----4------------------------------4-----4---2---0---| etc-
E|------------------------------------------------------------|
This actually plays throughout the verses with only the bass
as acompanyment, but if you want rhythm for it you'll be needing these:
E|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-5--------7--------9----------------------------------------|
G|-6--------7--------9----------------------------------------|
D|-7--------7--------9----------------------------------------|
A|-7--------5--------7----------------------------------------|
E|-5----------------------------------------------------------|
 A        D        E

These fit round the lyrics as:
                
A                            D
Let me tell ya a story about a girl named Sheila
A                         D
Lovely little thing but a bit of a dreamer
A                   D           
She's been married, three long years
A                              E
Got three children and they're all litle dears but...

And for the chorus:
A          D    
Uhoh, it's all gone wrong and
A          D
Uhoh, it's all gone wrong amd
A               D
Uhoh, it's all gone wrong 
E
 It's all gone wrong!

When the rhythm really does kick in it's exactly the same
chords in the following manner:
E|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|-6--6----7--7-----6--6--------9--9-----------------------|
D|-7--7----7--7-----7--7--------9--9-----------------------|
A|-7--7----5--5-----7--7--------7--7-----------------------|
E|-5--5-------------5--5-----------------------------------|