G                           C 
I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen
G                C
She's ninety and you're a teen
F             C          
I'm trying to cheer you up
G           C     G           C
Don't be so mean, don't be so mean

G                      C
Crach, bam, now you're looking good
G                   C
Tip Top, now you're feeling good
F                      C
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
G              C     G             C
Don't you feel good, don't you feel good

Chorus:
C                                             F
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines
C                                             F
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see on T.V. screens
Bb              D#
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
           Bb                   F                 C 
Wake up to music and say you're too sick to go to work

Soon, you will lose all your zits
Tight sweaters no longer fit
Jetsetters will make their pitch
I told you so, I told you so

Chorus +
               Bb                F                 C
Don't eat that ice cream it is vanilla, give it to me
Don't eat that pastry what's in the middle, give it to me
Don't eat that burger has it got mayonnaise, give it to me
Keep that mystique up and wear a "D" cup no matter what
Don't eat no curry before a very important date

Do I look so knowing and old and wise
Maybe it's those Dacron ties
How come you keep asking me
For Tips For Teens, for Tips For Teens

Crach, bam, now you're looking good
Tip Top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good, don't you feel good