E                         D  
She won't go out with me, no, she won't go out
         A                 E
Cause my intellect's paper thin
                          D  
She won't go out with me, no, she won't go out
         A                    E 
Since my intellect's not like him
    G                 E
So, lighten up, Morrissey

She won't hang out with me, no, she won't hang out
'Til my biting wit bites like his
She won't hang out with me, no, she won't hang out
'Til my quick retort's quick as his
So, lighten up, Morrissey. Lighten up, lighten up

D                   E        
Lighten up, lighten up
A                 E
Lighten up, Morrissey (repeat)
 
She won't have sex with me, no, she won't have sex
'Less it's done with a pseudonym
She won't do sport with me, no, she won't do sport
Says it's way, way too masculine, look at him
So, lighten up, Morrissey. Lighten up, lighten up

Lighten up, lighten up...

I got comparisons coming out my ears
And she never can hit the pause
If only Morrissey weren't so Morrisseyesque
She might overlook all my flaws
So, lighten up, Morrissey

Lighten up, lighten up...

She won't dine out with me, no, she won't dine out
Says my t-bone steak is at fault
She won't dine out with me, no, she won't dine out
With a murderer, pass the salt