I'm going down to south park
I'm gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation

Going down to south park
Gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night
People spouting: Howdy neighbor

Heading on up to south park
Gonna see if I can't unwind

I love girls with big fat titties
I love girls with deep vaginas

Come on down to south park
And meet some friends of mine