INTRO (Em D)

        C                                              B                                     C                        B
Grandfather watches the grandfather clock and the phone hasn?t rang for so long
                 C                     B                   C                     B
And the time flies by like a vulture in the sky, suddenly he breaks into song.
 G                    Am      Em               D              G              Am  Em D
I?m  waiting by the phone, waiting for you to call me up and tell me I?m not alone
    G            Am    Em                 D              G              Am  Em  D
Waiting by the phone, waiting for you to call me up and tell me I?m not alone.
  C                          B                     C                      B
Hello, speak up, is there somebody there?  These hang-ups are getting me down
       C                       B            C                           B
In a world frozen over with overexposure, let?s talk it over, let?s go out and paint the town.
 G                  Am        Em              D              G               Am Em D
I?m waiting by the phone, waiting for you to call me up and tell me I?m not alone.
       C      B    Am          C       B      Am         C       B      Am
?Cause I... want somebody to shove, I need somebody to shove, I want somebody
             C
        to shove me.

G  O (Em D)

           C                     B                         C
You?re a dream for insomniacs, prize in the CrackerJacks, all the difference in the world
     B
        is just a call away.
  G                      Am      Em               D              G               Am Em D
And I?m waiting by the phone, waiting for you to call me up and tell me I?m not alone.
      G                   Am         Em                D
Yes, I?m waiting by the phone, I?m waiting for you to call me,
 G                Am           Em               D
Come call me and tell me I?m, tell me I?m not alone
       C     B      Am         C         B     Am         C       B      Am
?Cause I... want somebody to shove,  I need somebody to shove, I want somebody
      C
        to shove me
          B      Am         C       B      Am         C       B      Am
Yes I... want somebody to shove, I need somebody to shove, I want somebody to...
    C
        shhhhove me.