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William was said to be a bad  boy
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Met him behind the leaf of a door
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William was
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The saddest boy I ever saw
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Talked to me
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Talked to me
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With his invisible  tears

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William was driving a dark blue   car
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At the moment but I'm sure he will change
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In a white one soon
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Talk to me
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Talk to me
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Let us have a green one  too

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    Promptly I took a  fan___cy
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    For spending the rest of my    days
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    And nights with that boy
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Talk to me
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Talk to me
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Let us have a brandy or two

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Well, there's the heads of those
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Who turn away and those
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Who believe and believe in pure heart and hand

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William must have a chorus in  his
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Heart and lilacs in his shoes
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  William is
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The sweetest boy I ever saw
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Talk to me
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Talk to me
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Let us have a baby or two

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Now that bad boy is away from  me
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  But I don't mind that  very much
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    Cause when we meet again
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Talk to me
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Talk to me
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Let us have another day or three