C
so someone take her picture,(click, click)
D               G
so i dont forget her (click, click)
       D       C
i wish i had a polaroid,(click, click)
D          G
so i could remember
(click, click)

Verse:
                      C
yo, at a party on the hill, i popped a pill
                       D
threw back a shot and started to chill
G
ran into a pretty thing named jane bang
she said she liked the way i handled my game,
i said thanks, i like the way you handle my thang
she said thanks, now thats money in the bank
so i walked away, towards the bar,
bumped into a hottie named holly in the hall,
could've been a mange e toi,
but her friend never heard my music before
so i walked outside to get a little high,
when i got a little bump on my side from a fly
blue-eyed baby with sex on the mind,
sally's form the valley, but sally's still fine
hopped in the ride, and started to drive
she said whats my name,
i said "i dunno, jane?"

so someone take her picture,(click, click)
so i dont forget her (click, click)
i wish i had a polaroid,(click, click)
so i could remember (click, click)


yo, uh, at a party on the beach,
i was smokin like cheech,
scopin out a hot piece of ass i'm a creep,
getting head while the radio speaks,
popped like the bubble in these sneaks,
yo jennifer, it wasnt monique,
that chick got dolphins tattoed on her feet
last week, i seen a best friend
undressin a madison in the westend,
exit, cut to breakfast,
eggs benidict and a fresh pearl necklace
legs in the air like a goddamn gymnast,
please God, i beg for forgiveness,
then she asked if i've been in memphis,
i said no but im a fan of elvis,
thats where i learned to move my pelvis,
she said whats my name,
i said "jane?"

so someone take her picture,(click, click)
so i dont forget her (click, click)
i wish i had a polaroid,(click, click)
so i could remember (click, click)

yeah, yo, uh
at a party at my crib, i cant remember what i did,
woke up with a semi-hard dick and a fat chick,
three days a week, call that a hat trick,
but everybody knows hockey aint for black kids,
they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick,
pinnin every dome in hollywood to the matress,
sin in every city, A  to Manhattan
grinnin like im guilty, but i dunno what happened

so someone take her picture,(click, click)
(they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)
so i dont forget her (click, click)
(they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)
i wish i had a polaroid,(click, click)
(they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)
they call me shwayze

so someone take her picture,(click, click)
so i dont forget her (click, click)
i wish i had a polaroid,(click, click)
so i could remember (click, click)