i like ronald reagan he teaches me to be a man he shows me how to pull a scam in the name of uncle sam i like edwin meese the third he tells me how to spend my time keeps nasty thoughts far from my mind so that i don't grow up blind i am saying no! i am saying no! i like saying no! to authority i like my policeman he rules my world with guilt and fear makes sure i know he's always near in case i should start acting "weird" i need you big brother to show me how i should feel to make sure i never stray to make everything ok