C           G           Am         F
We’ve been dating For A Year And A Half Now
C           G           Am         F
It’s Time I Spoke About The Way That I Feel
C           G           Am         F
and yes, I think about the future we'll have but
C           G           Am         F
how can I be certain your love for me is real
C           G           Am         F
girl, I'm ready to commit, to get closer
C           G           Am         F
I'm dropping hints, I've got the question rehearsed
C           G           Am         F
but there's one little thing I've got to get over
C           G           Am         F
there's just one little favor you've got to do me first
Am         F             D               G
And if you let me, baby, you can start the countdown
Am         F            D      G
All you've gotta do for me, my darling
C                        A  F
is follow me on SoundCloud
D      G    C  Am  F  D  G  C
follow me on

[Verse]
C         G                  Am               F
it's been weeks since when I first popped the question
C          G                 Am             F
pulled the ring out and then spoke from the heart
C         G            Am                   F
you were sobbing and I don't think that you heard me,
C                    G           Am               F
don't think that you realized my proposal had two parts
C         G               Am          F
now we're walking hand in hand to the altar
C                    G        Am              F
I've gotta tell you, you look perfect in that dress
C                    G          Am           F
and yes, I love you babe, in sickness and in health but
C             G                  Am            F
before I say “I do” to you, I've got one last request
Am               F         D             G
n' I'm so happy, babe, to have you as my spouse now,
Am                    F                   D
but first, before our vows you've gotta vow to me
G                   C         Am  F  D
you'll follow me on SoundCloud
G             C        Am  F  D  G
follow me on SoundCloud

[Verse]
C         G           Am        F
so we did it, took the plunge into wedlock
C           G              Am             F
you were waiting till' the both of us got married
C           G           Am                F
let's get consummating, I could make your bed rock
C                         G                Am                 F
but first, just pull your phone out, girl, before I pop your cherry
Am         F              C                G
and if you let me baby, I could bring the house down
G                     C
yes, I'll take you to pound town
Am             F                 Am              F
but in the name of love, amore, I've got a shameless plug before
D
I plug you
G            C             Am  F  D
just follow me on SoundCloud
G            C         Am  F  D  G
follow me on SoundCloud
Am  F                     D        C  G
and don't act like you're blameless
Am    F            D          C  G
like you're beyond my reproach
Am               F            D               C             Am
how much fucking work does it take to make a single playlist
F              D    C  G
or throw me a repost
C          G            Am             F
I still remember when I fell for you, your smile resembled
C            G          Am                     F
that of Aphrodite's, I wished I could call you mine forever,
C         G                           Am                  F
now we're man and wife and we've made vows and walked the aisle I'd never
C               G                      Am               F
thought that me and you would be here, soon to raise a child together,
C               G                 Am                 F
I know this is special, we've put in nine months of time and effort
C              G                 Am               F
so before your water breaks I've just got one last final question,
C                 G                 Am            F
all I need's your SoundCloud information, you can type the letters,
C                   G                          Am               F
babe, I know you're close just hold your labor off till I press enter,
C                G
and you see that orange button?
Am             F
there's no need to be reluctant
Am               F                  C      G
all you've gotta do is click the mouse down
Am        F              C
it would mean so much to me, my baby
G                     C         Am  F  D  G
if you followed me on SoundCloud
C  Am  F  D  G
(Repeat until end, end with one down stroke on C)