I've searched the ground for plants that heal
The grand alliance hasn't brought me a deal
His finest hour has come, and it's gone
It's gonna take my whole life just to stop doing it wrong

Oh
So blame me for what I cannot finish
My whole life I thought I was an opportunist
But I'm not

Teaspoon in the morning, a tablespoon at night
My fortunes never made sense, so I assumed neither did I
I come to you in a rug wrapped up, with disguise
All this shocking behavior never once caught your eye

Oh
So blame me for what I cannot finish
My whole life I thought I was an opportunist
But I'm not

If there was something I won
Nobody told me I won
So blame me for what I cannot finish
My whole life I thought I was an opportunist
But I'm not