B
Start up my motor, eat, drink some burgers and cola
          F#
Feed my addictions and vices, oh, how my iPhone entices
          C#
My echo chamber media, regurgitated trivia
           D#m
Befall the left and the right, catered for privileged whites
          B
Signing online petitions, thinking I'm making a difference
             F#
Don't wanna hear about Brexit, them old cunts fucked up our exit
        C#
My generation was duped, the youth were left out the loop
           D#m
Lies on both sides of the fence left me completely bereft
         B
My bio reads public figure, light and full, check out my figure
            F#
Don't even know why they're famous

But God, they're so entertaining
         C#
I wanna copy what you eat, how you look, who you fuck
          D#m
Wanna be anybody but me


[Refrain]
           B
I wanna be anybody but me
           F#
I wanna be anybody but me
          C#
Wanna be anybody but me
          D#m
Wanna be anybody but me


[Verse 2]
      B
Everybody's offended, the joke that just keeps on giving
           F#
I'm not entirely sure the nitpicking can count as progression
             C#
I'm chewing popcorn, sitting in the back row
                    D#m
Watching while the whole damn thing implodes
         B
Nobody talks to each other for fear of different opinions
                F#
They call the bigots dumb for buying into fear from the papers
              C#
Smug liberal arrogance, working class don't fuck with it
                 D#m
It's all just ammunition for the right-wing press
        B
The patriarchy is real, the proof is here in my song
              F#
I'll sit and mansplain every detail of the things it does wrong
              C#
'Cause I'm a white male, full of shame
                               D#m
My ancestry is evil, and their evil is still not gone


[Outro]
      B
Their evil is still not gone
      F#
Their evil is still not gone
      C#
Their evil is still not gone
      D#m
Their evil is still not gone
      B
Their evil is still not gone
      F#
Their evil is still not gone
      C#                D#m B
Their evil is still not gone
      F#
Their evil is still not gone
      C#
Their evil is still not gone
      D#m
Their evil is still not gone
      B
Their evil is still not gone
      F#
Their evil is still not gone
C# D#m
B F# (fade out)