[Intro] A  A/G#  F#m  
        D  D/C#  D/B  
        D/A  E  E4  E

[First Part]

A                            
I know I have good judgment
F#7
I know I have good taste
      Bm
It's funny and it's ironic 

That only I feel that way
    D
I promise 'em that you're different
    A/C#                        
And everyone makes mistakes
     E         E4  E
But just don't

A                             
I heard that you're an actor
 F#7
So act like a stand-up guy
    Bm
Whatever devil's inside you

Don't let him out tonight
   D
I tell them it's just your culture
    A/C#                             
And everyone rolls their eyes
 E        E4  E
Yeah, I know
           E4
All I'm asking, baby

[Chorus]

  A               A/G#
Please, please, please
                 F#m
Don't prove I'm right
      D       A/C#    D/B
And please, please, please
        D/A         E           
Don't bring me to tears when 
   E4          E         E4
I just did my makeup so nice

  A
Heartbreak is one thing
   A/G#
My ego's another
   F#m                    
I beg you: Don't embarrass me
              D  A/C#  D/B
Motherfucker, ah-oh
  D/A             E     E4  E  E4
Please, please, please (ah  ah ah)

[Segunda Parte]

 C                            
Well, I have a fun idea, babe 
           C#º 
(uh-huh): maybe just stay inside
    Dm
I know you're craving some fresh air

But the ceiling fan is so nice 

(it's so nice, right?)
     F
And we could live so happily
      Em  
If no one knows that you're with me
          G             G4         
I'm just kidding, but really (kinda)
  G       G4
Really, really

[Chorus]

  A               A/G#
Please, please, please
                 F#m
Don't prove I'm right
      D       A/C#    D/B
And please, please, please
        D/A         E           
Don't bring me to tears when 
   E4          E         E4
I just did my makeup so nice

  A
Heartbreak is one thing
   A/G#
My ego's another
   F#m                    
I beg you: Don't embarrass me
              D  A/C#  D/B
Motherfucker, ah-oh
  D/A             E     E4  E  E4
Please, please, please (ah  ah ah)

[Bridge]

D               E
  If you wanna go and be stupid
 A                       C#7
Don't do it in front of me
D                      E
  If you don't wanna cry to my music
 A                         C#7    D
Don't make me hate you prolifically

                  E
Please, please, please (please)
                  A       A/G#
Please, please, please (please)
  A/F#             A/E              D
Please (please), please (please), please
          Dm  A
(Ah ah ah ah)