Intro:

        (w/tenor sax, 4X; interrupted by guiro first time)

        Am       Em
         / / / /  / / / /

Verse 1:

            C
        My bed is made of candy floss
             Eb
        The house is made of cheese
              C
        It's lit by lots of glowworms
                Eb
        If I'm wrong correct me please

[repeat intro, 2X]

Verse 2:

        The village is a pop-up book
        The people wooden dolls
        The roads are made from treacle
        Think it's time that I moved on

[repeat intro, 2X]

Bridge:

           Dm7             G
        My boat is half a walnut shell
            Dm7              G
        The journey will be long
             Dm7                   G
        So I filled the hold with peppermints
             Dm7               G
        And creamy pink blancmange

           F
        I sailed away for fifteen days
            F#
        It never once got dark
             F
        And came upon two large houses
        F#
        Set out in a park

Verse 3:

        On the door of one was truth
        On the other door was lies
        Which one should I enter through
        I really must decide

[repeat intro, w/lyrics:]

             Am                                   Em
        The door marked lies had lots of flowers growing 'round outside
             Am                             Em
        But looking closer, noticed it was crumbling inside

Verse 4:

        The door marked truth was very plain
        But stood up very strong
        And when I entered thru its door
        I knew I wasn't wrong

Coda:

        (w/tenor sax and flute)

        Cm       Ebm       [4X]
         / / / /  / / / /

        (w/bass; start slowing down)

        Cm       Ebm       [2X]
         / / / /  / / / /

        Cm
         / / / /  / / / /   / / / /  /