E|--1-----0-----3-----2-----3-----0----------22--23-32------------------------------|
B|--1-----0-----3-----3-----3-----1----------33--33-33------------------------------|
G|--2-----1-----0-----2-----2-----0----------22--22-22------------------------------|
D|--3-----2-----0-----0-----0-----2----------00--00-00------------------------------|
A|--3-----2-----2-----X-----X-----3----------XX--XX-XX-------------------------------|
E|--1-----0-----3-----X-----X-----X----------XX--XX-XX--------------------------------|

                                           (AGAIN THIS IS EVERY TIME A "D" IS PA YED)
INTRO:

F E G D F C G D
 
G E C D G E C D

VERSE:

       F                      E                     G                  D
Well I jumped right into that rumbleseat and said, "Go on, take me home" 
       F                       C                     G                  D
'Cause I've had a bellyfull of all this shit and I'd much rather be alone 
       F                    E                  G                         D
When I found my porch and I smoked the torch I finally felt an ease come on 
    F                 C                G                           D
And after a sip right passed my lips I couldn't help but cough and groan 

CHORUS:
    G                  E          C                    D
Oh, everybody's always hackin' on people they've never met
    G                  E              C                    D                    
And everybody's always harpin' on any damned old word they get
    G                  E              C                               D
And everybody's always hootin' about something they don't know about yet
    G                  E                     C                          D
And everybody's always hangin' on like their ass hasn't swallowed their head

VERSE
     F                            E                           G                     D
Well I love to lock my door and I turn off my porch light; it means that day is done
    F                    C                 G                     D
And I can go and rest my broken bones and feel another ease come on
    F                             E                      G                 D
And I can try to forget all these excuses I get from the whiners and carry on
    F                           C                G                         D        
And I can rest my head on my forgiving bed but sometimes I see nothing but red

CHORUS:
    F                  E           C                   D
Oh, everybody's always hackin' on people they've never met
    F                  E              C                    D
And everybody's always harpin' on any damned old word they get
    F                  E               C                              D
And everybody's always hootin' about something they don't know about yet
    F                  E                     C                           D
And everybody's always hangin' on like their ass hasn't swallowed their head

OUTRO:

F E G D F C G D