CFGC
My work day's done, go grab a shower, let's hit the pub, it's happy hour
FGC
If we get bombed, who gives a damn, I'm not as drunk as you think I am
CFGC
Those chicks right there don't look too good, but three more beers, I think I would
FGC
It's either them or my right hand, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
[Chorus]
FCGC
So buy another round, we'll sit right here and drink 'em down
FCDG
Get every- one, another beer, you'll have to kick us outta here
CFGC
Say, are you girls waitin' on your friends, what did you say, you're lesbi- ans
FGC
Bartender cancel those two drinks, I'm not as am as you drunk I think
CFGC
This beer is movin' like a train, I think my lizard needs a drain
FGC
But first I'll have a double shot, I'm drunk you think as you am is not
[Chorus]
FCGC
So buy another round, we'll sit right here and drink 'em down
FCDG
Get every- one, another beer, you'll have to kick us outta here
CFGC
This bathroom's nice as it can be, it's got four walls, I've puked on three
FGC
Oops, here comes more, I'll use the sink, I'm not as drunk as you am I dink
CFGC
I put that bouncer right in his place, I smacked his elbow with my face
FGC
He's lucky that it's closin time, drunk am is not as you think you I'm
[Chorus]
FCGC
So buy another round, we'll sit right here and drink 'em down
FCDGCFC
Get every- one, another beer, you'll have to kick us outta here -----