D       G       Em      A
D       E7      G       A
Ah      ah      ah      ah

[Verse 1]
D
My breath smells of a thousand fags 

       G
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad

      Em7                              A
I've started to dress a bit like him

       D
And early morning when I wake up

  G
I look like Kiss but without the make-up

       Em7                                          A
And that's a good line to take it to the bridge

[Bridge]
G                                                         Em7
And you know, and you know 'cause my life's a mess

G                                    Em7               A
And I'm trying to grow, so before I'm old I'll confess

[Chorus]
D                        G                   Em7            A
You think that I'm strong, you're wrong, you're wrong

D               G           Em7        A
I'll sing my song, my song, my song

[Verse 2]
My bed's full of takeaways, a fantasies of easy lays
The pause button's broke on my video.
And is this real? 'Cause I feel fake, Oprah Winfrey, Ricki Lake
Teach me things I don't need to know

[Bridge]
G                                                         Em7
And you know, and you know 'cause my life's a mess

G                                    Em7               A
And I'm trying to grow, so before I'm old I'll confess

[Chorus]
D                        G                   Em7            A
You think that I'm strong, you're wrong, you're wrong

D               G           Em7        A
I'll sing my song, my song, my song

[Middle 8]
     Am
If I did it all again I'd be a nun

    G
The rain was never cold when I was young

          Em                 B
I'm still young, we're still young

Am
Life's too short to be afraid
        
G       Em7     D       
Step inside the sun

[Chorus]
D                        G                   Em7            A
You think that I'm strong, you're wrong, you're wrong

D               G           Em7        A
I'll sing my song, my song, my song

[Outro] x4 to fade
D                                               Em7
Life's too short to be afraid, take a pill to numb the pain

G                                                       A
You don't have to take the blame