Intro:  B 

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Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone 
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Who brought back their permission slip 
           B      Bb5
Because I know nobody wants to stay home 
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While the rest of us go out and make a day of it 
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Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside    (larararara) 
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And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride  (lararará!)  
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They're starting something, and I don't want to begin it 
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They're looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found 
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And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes 
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And so I guess i'll have to wait a lot til 8 o'clock comes 
  B5
around 
 
 
B                Bb5
Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone 
     G#5                 E5
Well I don't need to ask my friends 
           B                 Bb5
Because I know mine was fastened to my jawbone 
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Thanks to all those nights and weekends 
 
{Chorus} 
 
 
B
When it comes to relationships (i'm the dumbest one) 
And I don't mean just with girls (I mean with everyone) 
Your illustrations always point out just whats wrong with me 
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It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry 
 
     B5                                      E5   F#5
It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like 
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It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like 
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It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like 
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chemistry.  
 
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Can I relate to you the way you relate to me 
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Can you help me out with my chemistry 
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I dont want to be perceived the way I am 
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I just want to be perceived the way I am