F C D C C D C G C D C A C F C

[Chorus]
  F          C        D       C
I cut off my hair and went to sleep
         C            D
You were there, in my dreams
        C          G
Nursing on a glass teat
C        D      C                A
It was a party, you were sucking liquor
C       F        C   F
On your jacket a VIP sticker
C        D      C                C
It was a party, you were sucking liquor
D       C        G   C
On your jacket a VIP sticker

D C A C F C

[Verse]
  F          C         D            C
I peed in my pants and ran down the street
        C                 D
Towards Washington Square Park
      C            G
Where you had been beat up
C                D     C             A
You were wearing rags, I was wearing pointe shoes
C             F                 C           F
I tried to lay next to you, but you hit the snooze

    C          D   C D
The definition of
  C            D   C G
A crazy person is
            C                   D
Someone who does the same thing over
    C     A           C         F          C F
And over again, while expecting new results
  C          D       C C
I cut off my tongue
    D          C        G C
You started to kiss me
D              C     A C
Blood trickled down
F              C         F C
Don't you ever miss me?
D              C         C D
Don't you ever miss me?
C              G         C D
Don't you ever miss me?
C              A     C     F C
Don't you ever mince meat?

[Interlude]
F C D C C D C G C D C A C F C

[Verse]
  F            C            D           C
I called up my momma, but I couldn't be sweet, so
  C                   D           C            G
I escaped through the window on a rope made of sheets
    C           D
Got bitten by a squirrel
    C            A
And stepped on a syringe
    C       F              C F C      D C
The view of Manhattan from GW  Bridge

C          D
You said, "Honey?"
C        G
I said, "Baby?"
C          D
You said, "Funny."
C        A
I said, "Maybe."
C             F
You says, "Hi Honey."
C           F
I says "Hey Baby."
C                  D
You asked, "Was it funny?"
C           C
And I say, "Well maybe."
D      C      G C D C A C F C
Maybe, maybe

[Interlude]
F C D C C D C G C D C A C F C

[Chorus]
  F          C        D       C
I cut off my hair and went to sleep
         C            D
You were there, in my dreams
        C          G
Nursing on a glass teat
  F          C        D       C
I cut off my hair and went to sleep
         C            D
You were there, in my dreams
        C          G
Nursing on a glass teat
    C          D   C D
The definition of
  C            D   C G
A crazy person is

C        D      C                C
It was a party, you were sucking liquor
D       C        G   C
On your jacket a VIP sticker
C        D      C                C
It was a party, you were sucking liquor
D       C      G    C
On your jacket a VIP, uh
D       C      G    C
On your jacket a VIP, uh
D       C      G    C
On your jacket a VIP, uh
D       C      G    C
On your jacket a VIP