Intro
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Verse 1
GCG
Well, it sure didnt take to long
CG
I woke up in the morning she was gone
EmCGC
And the note that she wrote didnt say dear john
GDG
It said goodbye fucker im gone
GCG
She was a homegrown mountain girl
CG
Raised in a different world
EmCGC
I was a wanna be rocker She was more into Merle
GDG
Couldn't see it just wouldn't work
Chorus
EmCGC
And now I'm double fisting long necks, grapefruit and Stoli
GDGG
But I'm never getting over Joely
Interlude
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Verse 2
GCG
Well I poured myself in my car
GCG
I drove it on down to the bar
EmCGC
But they wouldn't let me in Cause I ain't a movie star
GDG
So I went to the Horse Shoe on Lamar
GCG
Well the bouncer threw me out too
GCG
And I didn't know what to do
EmCGC
So I picked up the phone And I called dear Sue
GDG
The cock blocker wouldn't let me through
Chorus 2
EmCGC
And now I'm wishing for some drugs or a shrink to console me
GDG
But I'm never getting over Joely
Interlude (Repeat Twice)
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Verse 3
GCG
Well I gathered up all my guns
GCG
And a pipe bomb just for fun
EmCGG
I drove to her house and parked out on the lawn
GDG
She's right I always was the crazy one.
GCG
Well her boyfriend was sure nice to me
GCG
Said "calm down would you like a drink"
EmCGC
And I shot him full of holes From his nose to his knees
GDG
And I polished off her little sweet pea
Chorus 3
EmCGC
And I'm crying on me knees feeling dirty and unholy
GDG
But I'm never getting over Joely
EmCGC
Now I'll probably get life and serve at least forty,
GDG
But I'm never getting over Joely