Riff 1         Riff 2
E|--------------|------------------------------------------|
B|--------------|------------------------------------------|
G|-6--9--888888-| 11111111--6-8--999999--4-6--111111111-4-6-|
D|-7--9--999999-| 11111111--7-9--999999--5-7--111111111-5-7-|
A|-7--7--999999-|--999999--7-9--777777--5-7-----999999-5-7-|
E|-5--7--777777-|--999999--5-7--777777--3-5-----999999-3-5-|
Repeat 4 X      |


E|----------------------|-----------------------|
B|-----------------33333|-----------------------|
G|-111-444-111-222-22222|-999-444-999-666-77777-|
D|-222-555-222-222-00000|-999-555-999-777-77777-|
A|-222-555-222-000------|-777-555-777-777-55555-|
E|-000-333-000----------|-000-333-000-555-55555-|
  We're.....       "me..|  Verse

We're a happy family X3
me mom and daddy

Sitting here in Queens
eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
gulping down thorazines
we ain't got no friends
our troubles never end
no Christmas cards to send
daddy likes men

Daddy's telling lies
baby's eating flies
mommy's on pills
baby's got the chills
we're friends with the president
we're friends with the pope
we're all making a fortune
selling daddy's dope