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Everybody said so man        
You could see it on tv        
They stood there ashamed     
With no where to go          
Nobody wants them now        
The kids are alright         
Everyday is a holiday        
And pushin people around     
                   
                             
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   I'm making monsters for my friends 
   I'm making monsters for my friends
                             
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Someone caught one            
I could see so myself        
I had to call 254            
So they wouldn't blame me    
We wanted to know            
How much trouble there was   
When we asked our daddy      
He said it was just because   
                             
   I'm making...             
                             
                              
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I don't wanna open a can of worms
I don't want any Spaghetti O's
And I can always tell when   
Someone is holding a grudge  
                             
   I'm making...             
                             
   I'm making...             
                             
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