[ EAE  D  (4x) ]

A                                            E
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
    A                                                  E
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins.

B  E    B  E
Cretin! Cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop.

Cretin! Cretin!

[ EAE  D  (2x) ]

   NC                                  EAE  D
   1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more

   NC                                     EAE  D  EAE  D
   4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven.

There's no stoppin'...

I'm gonna go...

[ EAE  D  (2x) ]

   1-2-3-4...

[ EAE  D  (2x) E ]