A                            F#m7
Her green plastic watering can
                         E     D9
For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A       D9
In the fake plastic earth
A                               F#m7
That she bought from a rubber man
                      E    D9
In a town full of rubber plans
        A        D9
To get rid of itself

[Chorus]

             Bm
It wears her out
             A
It wears her out
             Bm
It wears her out
             A
It wears her out

A                         F#m7
She lives with a broken man
               E      D9
A cracked polystyrene man
         A           D9
Who just crumbles and burns
A                  F#m7
He used to do surgery
                 E    D9
For girls in the eighties
             A     D9
But gravity always wins

[Chorus]

             Bm
It wears him out
             A
It wears him out
             Bm
It wears him out
             A
It weeeears

A                          F#m7
She looks like the real thing
                     E    D9
She tastes like the real thing
         A       D9
My fake plastic love
A                        F#m7
But I can't help the feeling
                         E    D9
I could blow through the ceiling
     A            D9
If I just turn and run

[Chorus]

             Bm
It wears me out
             A
It wears me out
             Bm
It wears me out
             A
It wears me out

                Bm
And if I could be who you wanted
            A
If I could be who you wanted
         Bm            A  Bm  A  Bm  A
All the time, all the time