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* always stum once

[Intro]

Dm*    Am*    Dm*    Am*

  Am
E|------|
B|----1-|
G|2-2---|
D|------|
A|------|
E|------|

[Verse 1]

Dm*                            Am*
  She said she trained to be a dancer
Dm*                           Am*
  But she had a proper job by day
Dm*                        G*
  Charlie Chaplin knew her father
  F*              Dm*
Before he passed away

[Interlude]

  Dm         Am
E|1-----1----------0-|
B|--2-2---2--1---1---|
G|-----------2-2-----|
D|-----------2-------|
A|-----------0-------|
E|-------------------|

[Verse 2]

Dm                                  Am
 She asked could I help her with a problem
Dm                           Am
 She doesn't get out much no more
Dm                        G             F
 "I'm not looking for a lover - no, no, no
        Dm    N.C.
I wanna dance that's all"

[Bridge]

  Am                  Dm
E|----0-------------------1-|
B|--1-------------------3---|
G|2-------------------2-----|
D|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|
E|--------------------------|
        Oooh, I wanna dance that's all

  Am                  Dm
E|----0-------------------1-|
B|--1-------------------3---|
G|2-------------------2-----|
D|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|
E|--------------------------|
        Oooh, I wanna dance that's all

  Am                  Dm
E|----0-------------------1-|
B|--1-------------------3---|
G|2-------------------2-----|
D|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|
E|--------------------------|
        Oooh, I wanna dance that's all

  Am       Dm       Am       Dm       Am
E|----0--------1--------0--------1--------0-|
B|--1--------3--------1--------3--------1---|
G|2--------2--------2--------2--------2-----|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|

[Instrumental]

Dm    Am    Dm    Am

[Verse 3]

    Dm                              Am
And all around the world are people singing "hallelujah"
    Dm                           Am
And every man in town wants to - uh! - do it to you
          Dm
With your back up against the cigarette machine
         G                      F                         Dm
Oh, it's bad for your health if you know what I mean - oh yeah!
   Am
Oh yeah!

[Verse 4]

        Dm                                       Am
And the guys at the front have seen your act one million times before
    Dm                                        Am
And nobody does it quite the same, so they're sitting down for more
           Dm
But you're making them feel so useless and dumb
             G                     F
'cos they've seen it all and they still can't come

[Pre-Chorus]

  Dm                               Am
Oh, let me tell you - it's a dirty world
           Dm                                      Am
Oh, it's a dirty world, it's a dirty world, it's a dirty world
       Dm       Am
It's a dirty wooorld

[Chorus]

         Dm
And everybody in the house says "whoah"
         Am
And everybody in the house says "yeah!"
     Dm
Everybody in the house says "whoah"
     Am
Everybody in the house says "yeah!"

[Verse 5]

         Dm                                        Am
With the period features and original dust and the china everywhere
        Dm
And you dance 'til the place goes up in flames
            Am
And you lay down in the charred remains
                    Dm                                    Am
That's where I come in with my second-hand excuse for technique, yeah! - technique, yeah!
                   Dm            Am
Well, ain't that a treat, yeah?

[Chorus]

     Dm
Everybody in the house says "whoah"
         Am
And everybody in the house says "yeah!"
     Dm
Everybody in the house says "whoah"
         Am
And everybody in the house says "yeah!"

[Verse 6]

             Dm
You see, I always wanted to be a dancer
           Am
But I just could not get it right
       Dm
And it got me down at parties
     Am
So I used to sit and drink all night

[Bridge]

Cm
Now I see it's not so hard
      G
All I needed was a partner
Cm                          G
Someone even dirtier than me
         A7          Dm
And I'm  - so glad I found you
          A7          Dm
Yeah, I'm - so glad I found youuu

[Pre-chorus]

Dm    Am
Dah!
           Dm
Oh, it's a dirty world
       Am
It's a dirty world
      Dm        Am
It's a dirty wooorld
Dm                                      Am
Dirty world, it's a dirty world, it's a dirty world, a dirty world
       Dm                               Am
It's a dirty world, a dirty world, it's dirty world, it's a dirty world

[Chorus]

     Dm
Everybody in the house says "whoah" (it's a dirty world)
     Am
Everybody in the house says "yeah!" (it's a dirty world)
         Dm
And everybody in the house says "whoah" (it's a dirty world)
         Am
And everybody in the house says "yeah!" (it's a dirty world)
         Dm
And everybody in the house says "whoah" (it's a dirty world)
         Am
And everybody in the house says "yeah!" (it's a dirty world)
         Dm
And everybody in the house says "whoah" (it's a dirty world)
         Am
And everybody in the house says "yeah!" (it's a dirty world)
         Dm
And everybody in the house says "whoah" (it's a dirty world)
         Am
And everybody in the house says "yeah!" (it's a dirty world)
         Dm
And everybody in the house says "whoah" (it's a dirty world)
         Am
And everybody in the house says "yeah!" (it's a dirty world)
         Dm
And everybody in the house says "whoah" (it's a dirty world)
         Am
And everybody in the house says "yeah!" (it's a dirty world)