Cm7    8-10-8-8-11-8
Eb     x6888x
Bb     68876x

[Intro]
(Synth bass)
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--7~----3h5-3--------5-3--------------------------------------------------|
A|------6~-------3--5-6------6------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

(Synth)
    F   Cm7   F  Cm7  Eb    Bb
E|---------8-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--10--11----10--8---8-----6--------------------------------------------------|
G|--10--8-----10--8---8-----7--------------------------------------------------|
D|-----8-------------8-----8-----------------------------------------------------|
A|--8---------8-------6-----8--------------------------------------------------|
E|------8---------8---------6---------------------------------------------------|

[Verse 1]
F    Cm7          F       Cm7     Eb Bb
Hey, you, I'm not bold or cool or masculine
F                                 Cm7                         F  Cm7
Maybe you're just waiting for the perfect Latin lover to walk in
        Eb Bb
I'm not him

[Verse 2]
F                       Cm7     F    Cm7      Eb Bb
Between my penis and my chin is Camembert and shame
F                      Cm7          
I used to be elegantly thin
    F     Cm7           Eb          Bb
I'm sorry babe, we both missed that train

[Verse 3]
F   Cm7       F     Cm7          Eb            Bb
Oh, no, if I follow you all your girlfriends will know
F                                Cm7   F  Cm7   Eb Bb
Then I'll wind up with the other fools wasting, wasting his
F                   Cm7     
Time following you 'round
        F      Cm7      Eb         Bb
Another lonely guy with longing in his eye
F                 Cm7             F   Cm7  Eb Bb
But you said your man is bringing you down

[Interlude}
F   Cm7   F  Cm7 Eb Bb

[Chorus]
F       Cm7          F  Cm7 Eb Bb
Someone sweep me off my feet
F                  Cm7   
I am not an angel, I'm barely a man
    F              Cm7 
I'm lonely but I'm here
Eb     Bb
Baby, understand
F       Cm7          F  Cm7 Eb Bb
Someone sweep me off my feet

[Solo] (x4)
F Cm7 F Cm7 Eb Bb 

[Chorus]
F       Cm7          F  Cm7 Eb Bb
Someone sweep me off my feet
F                  Cm7   
I am not an angel, I'm barely a man
    F              Cm7 
I'm lonely but I'm here
Eb     Bb
Baby, understand
F       Cm7          F  Cm7 Eb Bb
Someone sweep me off my feet
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