AEBm
My computer thinks I'm gay, I threw that piece of junk away
On the Champs-Elysees, as I was walking home
AEBm
This is my last communique, down the superhighway
All that I have left to say, in a single tome
A
I got too many friends, too many people
EBm
That I'll never meet, and I'll never be there for
G
I'll never be there for, cause I'll never be there
AEBm
If I could give it all away, will it come back to me someday
Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone
AEBm
But I got a reason to declaim, the applications are to blame
For all my sorrow and my pain, of feeling so alone
A
I got too many friends, too many people
EBm
That I'll never meet, and I'll never be there for
G
I'll never be there for, cause I'll never be there
A
Too many friends, too many people
EBm
That I'll never meet, and I'll never be there for
G
I'll never be there for, cause I'll never be there
Interlude
AEBm
My computer thinks I'm gay, what's the difference anyway
When all the people do all day, is staring to a phone
A
I got too many friends, too many people
EBm
That I'll never meet, and I'll never be there for
G
I'll never be there for, cause I'll never be there
A
Too many friends, too many people
EBm
That I'll never meet, and I'll never be there for
G
I'll never be there for, cause I'll never be there
AEBm
I'll never be there, I'll never be there
GBm
I'll never be there, I'll never be there