(afinação 1/2 abaixo)

E                     C#m
Never win first place, I don't support the team
B                              A
I can't take direction and my socks are never clean
E                 C#m
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
B                            A
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right

A                  B
Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
A                              B
I can't take the person starin' back at me
                   E
I'm a hazard to myself

               C#m     B                  A
Don't let me get me, I'm my own worst enemy
                            E     C#m
Its bad when you annoy yourself, so irritating
B                          A
Don't wanna be my friend no more
                    E          C#m
I wanna be somebody else
                    B      A
I wanna be somebody else yeah

E           C#m
LA told me, "you'll be a pop star
B                       A
All you have to change, is everything you are"
E                         C#m
Tired of being compared to damn Britney spears
B               A
she's so pretty, that just ain't me

A                       B
Doctor doctor won't you please prescribe somethin'
A                             B
A day in the life of someone else
                       E
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself