[Intro] C  Am  G  F

C                   Am
Konnichiwa senpai, please notice me
         G                      F
I watch asian cartoons, I'm a weeaboo
    C                              Am
I live in my mom's house, I'm like thirty two
           G                             F 
I collect swords and throwing stars, yes I'm a weeaboo

C
Sticks and stones may break my bones
Am                                       G
But I will always be one step ahead of you
          F
'Cause I read the manga
(You're such a fucking pleb, are you even even japanese bro)
C
I haven't showered in like sixteen weeks
Am
All my friends and peers are ashamed of me
G                       F
'Cause all'o'sudden, I think I'm japanese

C
Yes I'm a weeaboo
Am
Yes I'm a weeaboo
G
Yes I'm a weeaboo
F
Yes I'm a weeaboo

C
A filthy weeaboo (snorts Naruto is so over-rated)
Am
A dirty weeaboo (you wanna see my katana collection)
G
A fucking weeaboo (I'm learning japanese on rosetta stone)
F
A disgusting weeaboo (so I'm like basically japanese now)

C                               Am
I sit at my computer desk, and argue with teenagers on the internet
G                   F
About atheism, and how japan is superior to other countries
C
I learned a bit of japanese
Am 
So now I'm qualified to be a part of their community
G                     F
So I made my avatar a kawaii waifu

C
Yes I'm a weeaboo
Am
Yes I'm a weeaboo
G
Yes I'm a weeaboo
F
Yes I'm a weeaboo

C
Yes I'm a weeaboo
Am
Yes I'm a weeaboo
G
Yes I'm a weeaboo
F
Yes I'm a weeaboo