(G A C D)

      G                    E
Got a flip-top pack of cigarettes in her pocket, feeling
A
Good at the top, shopping in sharp shoes,
G              E                     A
Walking in the sunshine town feeling very cool
        D                              Eb
But the butchers and the bakers in the supermarket stores getting
E                             A
Everything she wants from the supermarket store (more more more)
G          C        G          C
Apples and oranges, apples and oranges
G                    E                   A
Cornering neatly she trips up sweetly to meet the people,
         G          E      A
She's on time again -- and then
  D                            Eb
I catch her by the eye, then I stop and have to think,
        E                          A
"What a funny thing to do 'cos I'm feeling very pink" (pink pink pink)
G          C        G          C
Apples and oranges, apples and oranges
C           C   C/B   C/G
I love she, she loves me
A        Eb  D    G     Cmaj7     G  C  G  C
See you, see you, see   you...
G          C        G          C
Apples and oranges, apples and oranges [falsetto voice]
G          C        G          C
Apples and oranges, apples and oranges
G              Dsus4  D
Apples and oranges

G                         E
Thought you might like to know
A             G           E        A
I'm her lorry driver man,    she's on the run
D           Eb         E
Down by the river side feeding ducks in the
A
Afternoon tide (quack quack quack)
G          C        G          C
Apples and oranges, apples and oranges
G          C
Apples and oranges
C
Doo da duh duh duh duh duh... [etc]