Intro:
G - G  - C - G x2

Verse:

G
well if i ever quit my job
G
i could get another job
G
or maybe get a better job
C
but if i never quit my job
C
at least i got a job

G - G - C - G x2

G
if i moved out of my apartment
G
i could move any place
G
i could travel 'round the world
C
but if i moved out of my apartment
C
i'd probably just move back home

G - G - C - G x2

G
well if i ever finished college
G
at least i would have finished something
G
what a lot of good that does me
C
if i never finish college
C
well i never finish anything

G - G - C - G x2

Kinda chorus:

F                        G
oh mom im out of money again
C                  Am
can’t you help a kid out
F                        G 
ah dad im out of money again
C                  Am
cant you help a kid out
F
ive got troubles i
G              C
can’t face alone