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Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, 
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and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: 
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"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. 
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"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." 
 
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I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 
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I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of... 

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Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved 
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Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne 
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Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved 
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Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
 
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I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 
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I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of... 

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Poise and rationality
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Again... 

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I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 
Am          F/C              Dm            G      Am
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of... 

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Poise and rationality
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Again...