D               A                G
Sometimes, I rub my ghost dick until I can almost see it
          D         A             G
But right now all I need is your cerebral per diem
     D        A       G
That midnight Van Leeuwen
D        A        G
Netflix and yeast infection


[Chorus]
       Em       A     D    Bm
I know sex with me is mediocre
    Em    A         D      G
But I can give you asexual wellbeing
Em      A     D    Bm
Sex with me is mediocre
    Em          A                  D       Em
But I can probably feel what you're feeling


[Verse 2]
D
If they can put a pulse into a spinach leaf
D
Can they turn the two of us into a tree?
D            A              G
   You still have the spare key
D            Am       G
I've got vegan peanut butter chocolate ice cream


[Chorus]
       Em       A     D    Bm
I know sex with me is mediocre
    Em    A         D      G
But I can give you asexual wellbeing
Em      A     D    Bm
Sex with me is mediocre
    Em          A                  D        Em
But I can probably feel what you're feeling


[Outro]
Em A         D      Bm
 I just want us to do well
Em    A       D      G
 Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé
Em A         D      Bm
 I just want us to do well
Em    A       D      G
 Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé