D A G
Sometimes, I rub my ghost dick until I can almost see it
D A G
But right now all I need is your cerebral per diem
D A G
That midnight Van Leeuwen
D A G
Netflix and yeast infection
[Chorus]
Em A D Bm
I know sex with me is mediocre
Em A D G
But I can give you asexual wellbeing
Em A D Bm
Sex with me is mediocre
Em A D Em
But I can probably feel what you're feeling
[Verse 2]
D
If they can put a pulse into a spinach leaf
D
Can they turn the two of us into a tree?
D A G
You still have the spare key
D Am G
I've got vegan peanut butter chocolate ice cream
[Chorus]
Em A D Bm
I know sex with me is mediocre
Em A D G
But I can give you asexual wellbeing
Em A D Bm
Sex with me is mediocre
Em A D Em
But I can probably feel what you're feeling
[Outro]
Em A D Bm
I just want us to do well
Em A D G
Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé
Em A D Bm
I just want us to do well
Em A D G
Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé
