E   A Am
C#m F# (x2)

[Verse 1]
E          A        Am
I wouldn’t call her sugar
C#m             F#
She’s more of a neutral sweet
E                    A       Am
If you need a friend look no further
C#m                B
You’re settling on me
    E      Am
But I’m no settler

[Chorus]
D7       Am          E                        D7
   You’d make a nice coat, I don’t wanna understand you
Am           E        F#              A
I just wanna buy some lemon pudding between us
A#m           D#m
You’re just a novelty
C#          F# G# G# (x4)     A#m                 D#m
Someone to hooooooooooold the door open for me at best
        C#
Olivia oblivia

F# G# G# (x4)

B D

[Verse 2]
E                 A      Am
More pudding than to you say gull(?)
C#m                  F#
Figure looks fine by Thespis measuring cup
    E                          A           Am
And when flower clouds get the cat off the table
     C#m             B
Lady I wish you’d complain
            E       Am
Missed your mix, picnic and spoon(?)

[Chorus]
D7       Am          E
   You’d make a nice hammer
    D7   Am          E
Youuuu’d make a nice earthquake
F#                        A
Hey, those little jammers make big waves
A#m            D#m
You’re just a Texas leaguer
C#         F# G# G# (x4)     A#m          D#m
Someone to waaaaaaaaaait in line with at best
        C#
Olivia oblivia

F# G# G# (x4)

B D

[Verse 3]
E          A        Am
I wouldn't call her sugar
C#m             F#
She’s more of a sweetened low
E                     A          Am
Not enough seasoning, not enough flavor ball
C#m                          B
Player whatcha doing to this armchair
E         Am
Whoop and catcher

[Chorus]
D7       Am          E
   You'd make a nice blanket
    D7   Am          E
Youuuu’d make a nice milkshake
F#                       A
You cool patcher singing mighty clouds a joy(?)
A#m           D#m
You’re just a lame duck president
C#              F# G# G# (x4)         A#m           D#m
A figurehead, a taaaaableeeee with an uneven leg at best
        C#
Olivia oblivia