D    A  Bb

     D
Good morning, Mr. Edminton
G               F#                    B
  Mr. Edminton, how are you feeling today?
             G#m
I trust that life is treating you
     C#          F#
The way that you want it to
               G
Of course, I'm joking with you

   D
Hello, Mr. Lendingworth
G                       F#                   B
 Dear Mr. Lendingworth, hope you're feeling ok
                  G#m                     C#
I've brought some books and a finance magazine
               F#
Because I feel bad for you
               G
I'll tell you another thing too

(During this part you should strum and then mute after strumming to give it the right feel)

  Bm                               E
Remember how they vowed to let you go
                          G#m
If your families paid the ransom
                              C#
Well, I think you both should know
                        Em  B
That that's not their intention
    G#m    C#dim           C
But I will help to set you free
                           F
If you'll do something for me
D         F#m    G                       A     Bb
I want an honest job in one of your factories, please

D                   G
Please Mr. Edminton, Mr. Edminton
F#                   B
Tell me that you'll agree
           G#m                             C#
And I'll untie you from that chair presently
             F#
And get you away from here
            G
I'm judging by your tears

     D                     G
That you, Mr. Lendingworth, dear Mr. Lendingworth
  F#                 B
Desire a part in our scheme
             G#m                        C#
Well, sir, I certainly would never even dream now 
     F#
Of excluding you
              G
I'll tell you both what to do

(Go back to strum, mute)

Bm                      E
Tip toe down the spiral stairs
                            G#m
Then just before the cellar door
                           C#
You'll see a painting of a juggler
                             Em        B           G#m
Touch his nose and that will open up a secret corridor
         C#dim                       C
Take the ladder at the end up to the street
                       F
And run as fast as you can
D         F#m     G
Then in a week or two
                        A  Bb  Am  Bb
I'll start my job with you
D                 G
You, Mr. Edminton, Mr. Lendingworth
F#                    B  C#m     E      B
Hurry before it's too la-ate for us to escape