C
Its him or me
                G
Thats what he said
                  C
But I cant choose
       C7                  F            Fm
Between a vegan and a pot head
        C                     G             C       C7
So I chose you, because youre sweet and you give me lots of lovin and you
F       Fm
eat meat
C                      A7         D
And thats how you became
         G                    C
My only man of the hour

C  F  C  G

You never lie
And you dont cheat
And you dont have any baggage tied to your forefeet
Do I deserve, to be the one, who will feed you breakfast, lunch, and dinner and take you 
the park at dawn
Will you really be
My only man of the hour

C  F  C  C7

F                                 C
I know youll never bring me flowers
G                      C    C7
Flowers they will only die
F                            C           A7
And though well never take a shower together
D7                         G
I know youll never make me cry