Intro/ post Chorus
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Hello dear there somthin' on my mind
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There somethin' between us I can't find
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Can please please show me the light
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Because with you I refuse to fight

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It's cause you have a new girlfriend
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She gives you better head then me
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It's cause that guy that you hide
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I heard he can make you scream
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I guess I'm a shmo
A
You have better people to fuck then me
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I guess that I'm the jerk
A
That lets you fuck who ever you please

Post Chorius
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We used to have such good times
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You lay before me as I tell you my mind
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I listen as you talk about some girl
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You said some day she'd be your wife

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I guess I'm a shmo
A
You have better people to fuck then me
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I guess that I'm the jerk
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That lets you fuck who ever you please
Post Chorus
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By the way Bitch! You kiss my god damn ass
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Eat shit and die you dirty fuckin' slut
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Fuck off you stupid fuckin' cunt
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I hope you choke on toxicshock
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You fuckin' Duchebag