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INTRO/VERSE
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Verse:

Bell on door ring; "come on in"
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in chair, don't be afraid.
Steaming hot towel on my face

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CHORUS
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I was shaved
I was shamed 3*
I was shaved


verse:
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Barney ties me to the chair 
I can´t see, I´m really scared
Floyd breathes hord, I hear the zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips

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I was shaved
I was shamed *3
I was shaved

Solo:

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A|-44-3-4-----------------------44-3-4-----------44-3-4-6---------------------------
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I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns, they cut me up
I died smothered, Andy's Clutch

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I was shaved
I was shamed *3
I was shaved

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