[First Part]

G                    D
I'm good at wasting time
                         Em
I think lyrics need to rhyme, and you're not askin'
        C
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache
      G                         D
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
                  Em
Or sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
     C
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
    Em
And I, I really like it
          D
When the moon looks like a toenail
       C                       D
And I love it when you say my name

[Chorus]

G
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you there's
  D                                                       Em
A part of me that shows if we're close, gonna let you see everything
      C
But remember that you asked for it
     G                                               D
I'll try to do my best to impress but it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
                        Em                       C
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart, well you asked for it
    Em                D                   C               D
For your perusin', at times confusin', slightly amusin', introducing me
G
Do-do do-do-do-do-do
D
Do-do do-do-do-do-do
C             D                G
La-da-da-da  la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da