Intro:

Dm - F - Bb

Verse 1:

Dm           C              Bb
When I first came into this world
you were there
Dm         C          Bb
safe in my mouth, and beautiful
Dm       C     Bb
whenever I was hungry you were there
Dm         C         Bb
safe in my mouth and beautiful

Pre-Chorus:

Gm       C7               Dm
and as a young man, I was taken
       Dm/C
by the shape of you 
Gm             C7              Dm    Dm/C
and all I ever hoped to do was touch
Gm    C7         Dm                  Dm/C       
as an older man, I can't believe it's possible
Bb                              F
to love a pound of flesh so much

Chorus:

F          F*
Boobies are fine,
            Bb       
boobies are always on my mind
             F
they make me safe,
             F*                Bb                                 F
yeah, like a happy little baby sleeping (sleeping, and dreaming, yeah!)
            F*                  Bb
boobies are sweet, boobies have always been
so good to me
F  F*            Bb
Oh... I love you boobies

Verse 2: (same as verse 1)

she was everyone's favorite teacher
but we got used to her substitute
because she got sick in April,
we last saw Ms Wemett in June

Pre-chorus:(same again)
I was too young to understand
I don't know, maybe I still am
maybe I'm not man enough
but how could something
that we've always known to love so much
take away the ones we love?

Chorus: (same chords)

Boobies are fine,
boobies are always on my mind
they make me safe,
yeah, like a happy little baby sleeping
I know I'm limited, by the fact that I'm a man,
but I'll do what I can.

F F*           Bb
Oh, I love you boobies. (x5)