this is officially the coolest song ever!!

standard tuning

e-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-------------0-0-0-2-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-7-7-7----|
B----5-5-5-3-3-3-0-0-0-3-3-3---3-3-----5-5-5-3-3-3---7-7-7-8-8-8---|
G------------------------------------------------------------------|
D------------------------------------------------------------------|
A------------------------------------------------------------------|
E------------------------------------------------------------------|

AND THAT IS HOW SIMPLE THIS SONG IS. PLAY IT FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND TELL THEM HOW COOL 
ARE AND THEY WILL WORSHIP YOU LIKE CHEESE FOREVER