A
That was very hard to find

(chorus)
E    G#     C#      A (x3)
Oh no, Holy smokes
Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise

(verse 2, same as 1)
Why are you looking at me 
With that mad look on your face?
Your ears are turning purple
Oh what did I do now?

(chorus 2, same as 1)
Oh no, Holy smokes
Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise

(bridge, same as intro)
Oh me, oh my
Oh me, oh my

(interlude, bass only)
Fiddlesticks
Where did I put my pencil?

(verse 3, bass only first two lines)
I'm just a guy who's trying to get by
And live my life, oh so peacefully
But every time I turn around
Somebody's wearing a frown
And pointing their finger at me.

(chorus 3, same as 1 but slower)
Oh no, Holy smokes
Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise

(outro, same as intro, other than N.C. instead of first E)
Oh me, oh my
Oh me, oh my