Main Riff:
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-9-9-9-9-9-9---12--11-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-9-9-9-9-9-9---12--11-----------------------------------------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7---10--9------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 "I'm just a product of a Busted Condom..."

Other Riff:
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------------------------|
D|12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------------------------|
A|10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 "My friends used to go the grocery store to poke holes in the boxes..."

Other Riff: (cont..)
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9---------------------------------|
D|9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9---------------------------------|
A|7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7---------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
"But they don't think it's funny anymore because now they're paying their taxes"

Main Riff - 4x
Other Riff - 2x
Main Riff - 4x
Other Riff - 2x
after 2nd other riff, play faster
Main Riff - 2x
Other Riff - 4x